Well salutations, my dear Princess!
Would you care to take a seat and discuss my terms of conquest
of your planet?
For you see, it cannot offer much resistance.
Not against my Egg Armada, I could bombard you from a distance
before you got close enough to be a real threat.
If that were even possible! You remind me of the Soviet
with the way you treat your kind. Don’t pretend I don’t know
how you whined, begged, pleaded with the Hasbro CEO!
So they could push all the world saving on your precious student.
She’s an alicorn now; that doesn’t make her more fluent
in the ways of science! There is no circumstance
that could top my IQ of 300. Fat chance!
The only thing that's fat around here is your exterior.
It looks like a reflection of a fun house mirror!
If you’re as smart as you say, then trim that waistline!
There’s such an obvious difference between your figure and mine!