Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons: Sonic vs RD (Revise)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

VS

RAINBOW DASH

BEGIN!


Sonic:

Yo, Sonic's my name, and speed is my game!

I'm a badass hedgehog, you're a pony; LAME!

Bro Knuckles got my back, and Tails is my brotha.

We could whip you all, ya chromatic muthabucker!

I've been to the Olympics and I've been to space,

I'd be kickin' your flank all over the place!

I'm movin' so fast that I go the speed of sound!

Ya can't catch me, so stay back in your pound!


Rainbow Dash:

What'd ya talkin' about? That place is for dogs!

For your info, I'm a pony, so buck off, hedgehog! M' Sonic

Rainboom's every color, and yours is just bluer.

Just goes to show ya why I'm 20 percent cooler!

I'm the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria.

So fast, I can go through time! Aw yeah!

If it weren't for your shoes, you'd be slower than Tank!

Three words, pal: Kiss My Flank!


Sonic:

That's the best you got? You're pathetic to the max!

For an athlete, you sure love to relax!

Usin' rainbows and butterflies

to beat up the bad guys

Dr. Eggman could use mechs

to destroy your girlfriend, Pinkie Pie.

Using Chaos Emeralds, I can go Super Sonic!

Your show is so cute, some people think it's demonic!

You're not even as fast as that old loser, the Flash.

Won't be seein' you later, Rainbow Crash!


Rainbow Dash:

Yo dude, what's the deal? I'm the Element of Loyalty!

And unlike me, you're not even close to royalty!

They may not look like much, but you'd better cower

at Celestia and Luna, the princess' of power!

Way back in the day, you had 'em goin' with tricks,

but it ended with the nightmare known as Sonic '06!

You'd better scram, runt, or this'll be tragic;

I'll be showin' you for real that Friendship is Magic!


WHO WON?


WHO'S NEXT?


YOU DECIDE!!